The flashbulbs are so much brighter here
After all this is the land of laugh tracks
Big screen TVs and Cadillacs
Where games shows are broadcast twenty-four hours
A day and everyone is a winner the thousand-pound man
And the five-hundred-pound mom
Can Doctor Phil save them?
Her bodyguard said her eyes were fixed and dilated
The coroner ruled that a combination of pills
And chloral hydrate killed her
Rumor has it that Andy Warhol
Has already commissioned her portrait
But Einstein wants nothing to do with it
We open ourselves up to darkness but not to love
Our heads are getting bigger everyday
While our legs are shrinking from disuse
Did OJ commit armed robbery in Las Vegas?
Do flying saucers really exist? Can America be saved?
Stay tuned
After all this is the land of laugh tracks
Big screen TVs and Cadillacs
Where games shows are broadcast twenty-four hours
A day and everyone is a winner the thousand-pound man
And the five-hundred-pound mom
Can Doctor Phil save them?
Her bodyguard said her eyes were fixed and dilated
The coroner ruled that a combination of pills
And chloral hydrate killed her
Rumor has it that Andy Warhol
Has already commissioned her portrait
But Einstein wants nothing to do with it
We open ourselves up to darkness but not to love
Our heads are getting bigger everyday
While our legs are shrinking from disuse
Did OJ commit armed robbery in Las Vegas?
Do flying saucers really exist? Can America be saved?
Stay tuned
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